we, as a society, have nowhere left to progress after this post. this is it. this is the highest state of being that us mortals can achieve.
so i bumped into this kid i used to go to school with 3 years below me down at the train station today and i somehow managed to make him buy me a watermelon from the grocery store
but then i took it one step further and convinced him that we needed party hats
for both us and the watermelon
i’ve barely even spoken to this kid before in my life and he did exactly what i said without hesitation
drinking tea now and then doesnt make you sophisticated it just means you like drinkign wet leaf
enjoy your fucki ng wet leaves
why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuanaoh
Wikipedia: Lenticular clouds (Altocumulus lenticularis) are stationary lens-shaped clouds that form at high altitudes, normally in perpendicular alignment to the wind direction. Due to their shape, they have been offered as an explanation for some UFO sightings.
All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.
my ballet teacher said that my barre work is pretty much flawless but my centre work will take awhile longer!!! aAahhhh i’m happy about this
Gres House. Luciano Kruk. Itauna. Brasil. under construction. images (c) Luciano Kruk
This. Is. So. Beautiful.
Holy fuck want!
why? why do you do that? sure it might look cool and soft grunge edgy but in russian, that makes no sense. like. you just made up a word. using russian letters to spell out communism for some grunge aesthetic bs? no. stop. that’s disrespectful. y’all be ashamed. you literally spelled out something like “sottchet” cuz ‘s’ doesnt even exist in the russian alphabet. ugh
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