how to track visitors Ma vie est belle, mais il y a toujours toi
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Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #bruh

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i am so small and bitter im like a human espresso

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This girl came up to me today and asked for my number. I told her nah I wasn’t interested AND SHE FUCKING CALLED ME A MISOGYNIST and I’m just like “YA I’m gay and don’t want anything to do with you” and she got so angry about how she deserves respect and how since she’s a woman and the patriarchy is oppressing her and that I didn’t have a right to not give her my number since I’m male

So I just told her to swerve


one time i opened a door for a woman and she spat directly in my face, blasphemed the god of my forefathers, and placed a curse on my family and all my livestock. honestly feminism has really come down a few notches. this story is 100% true btw

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omg this grocery shop

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sad day’s artwork in progress and a photo i took in San Francisco 🌸

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Anybody else remember this episode? In it, a female villain called Femme Fatale is stealing millions of dollars in Susan B. Anthony coins. Naturally, the Powerpuff Girls go to stop her. She then convinces them that men are all horrible because female superheroes aren’t as well known as male superheroes, even asking Blossom to name some to where her only answer is Wonder Woman.

They start acting bitter, refusing to do chores when the Professor asks and even telling the Mayor to save the town himself. Ms. Bellum and Ms. Keane talk to the girls and basically explain that being mean to guys won’t do anything and that isn’t the kind of message feminists should put out.

They proceed to beat up Femme Fatale while giving her a history lesson about Susan B. Anthony, the story where she voted and was found guilty because women couldn’t vote back then, but when the judge wanted to let her off easily because she was a woman, she forced them to take her to jail. The girls handle her and the lesson is that misandry will not stop misogny and we all should just respect each other.

This is so relevant and provides a good lesson to third wave feminism.

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If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face

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Toasted sprouted grain English muffin topped with trail mix (peanut butter, chocolate chips, goji berries, pumpkin seeds, dried cranberries, and chopped almonds) with fresh raspberries.